Top 13 comedies for the industry (according to some dildo on the interwebz)

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I’ll give my two sense and then this jackholes descriptions.

  1. Waiting…” (2005): Easy choice, fucking great. 10 out of 10 whatevers. Dildo-Ever wondered what your waiter thinks of you? Dive into the chaotic world of restaurant staff, where the kitchen is a battlefield and every customer is an adventure.
  2. “Chef” (2014): It’s solid if not unrealistic, I mean…how the fuck you going to drive across country and not get hit up by health inspectors and what not. 4 stars. Dildo-When a high-profile chef has a public meltdown, he takes to the road in a food truck. Watch as he rediscovers his passion for food, life, and comedic mishaps.
  3. “Big Night” (1996): One of my favorites. It’s not super well known but I like it. 7 knifes. Dildo-Two brothers, one restaurant, and the biggest night of their lives. This comedy-drama serves up a feast of laughs and heart.
  4. “Cocktail” (1988): I mean…come on.. how can you not.. 8 cocktails. Dildo-Tom Cruise is a charismatic bartender with dreams of making it big. Shaken or stirred, this movie is a cocktail of humor and drama.
  5. “Ratatouille” (2007): I’m not crying, you’re crying! 9 ratattatats Dildo-A rat in the kitchen is usually a problem, unless the rat is a gourmet chef. This animated comedy is a delicious treat that’s sure to leave you hungry for more.
  6. “The Hundred-Foot Journey” (2014): Never seen it. Looks cheesedick. 5 baguettes. Dildo-When an Indian family opens a restaurant across the street from a Michelin-starred French restaurant, a culinary war ensues. This comedy-drama is a delightful blend of culture, cuisine, and comedy.
  7. “Burnt” (2015): Pretty solid. Little over the top. 7 chili powder palms. Dildo-A chef with a troubled past and a temper hotter than his kitchen tries to earn a third Michelin star. This comedy-drama is a recipe for laughter and redemption.
  8. “The Slammin’ Salmon” (2009): So so dumb, but fucking great. 14 baby camels on my back. Dildo- When a former heavyweight champ turned restaurant owner challenges his staff to a sales contest, the gloves come off. This comedy serves up a full course of laughs.
  9. “Mystic Pizza” (1988): Alright, admit it, you love it. 4 Erin Brockoviches. Dildo-Love, laughter, and pizza. This romantic comedy about three waitresses at a pizza parlor is a slice of life that’s sure to satisfy your appetite for humor.
  10. “Simply Irresistible” (1999): It’s super cheese dick, but pretty funny. 3 cases of the crabs. Dildo- Magic and food make for a delicious combination in this romantic comedy about a chef with a magical crab. It’s a feast for the senses that’s simply irresistible.
  11. “No Reservations” (2007): Haven’t seen it. No interest. Shouldn’t have stolen the name. But Catherine Zeta gets 9 meows. Dildo-A no-nonsense chef finds her life turned upside down when she becomes the guardian of her young niece. This romantic comedy is a recipe for laughter and tears.
  12. “Today’s Special” (2009): Pretty cheesy but solid. 12 vindaloos. Dildo-When a haute cuisine chef takes over his family’s Indian restaurant, he finds that the secret ingredient is love. This comedy is a delightful buffet of laughs and heart.
  13. “Woman on Top” (2000): False advertising. 11CRRRRUUUUUZZZZZ. Dildo- A Brazilian chef finds love and success in San Francisco in this spicy romantic comedy. It’s a delicious tale of love, food, and the power of a woman on top.

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